I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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