Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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