Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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