Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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