should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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