after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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