I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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