I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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