So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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