isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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