I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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