I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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