Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!