the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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