So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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