The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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