so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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