How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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