So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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