i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
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for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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