doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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