Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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