Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
