so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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