She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
