first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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