hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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