i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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