I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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