I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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