Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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