Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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