No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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