Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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