I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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