I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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