as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I will pee on everything he values.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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