I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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