I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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