Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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