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This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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