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• (813): View more from Florida

  I can't find my pants or my car

  (813): View more from Florida

  I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...

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  ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

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  (201): View more from New Jersey

  this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm a pro at the other 9-5

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.

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• (415): View more from California

  Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!

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