This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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