I heard we made out
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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