doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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