I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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