Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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