Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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