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(513): View more from Ohio

I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors

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(858): View more from California

he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order

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(917): View more from New York City

ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"

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(704): View more from North Carolina

is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?

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(909): View more from California

I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...

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(214): View more from Texas

If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you

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(917): View more from New York City

This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...

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(314): View more from Missouri

When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?

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