Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.