She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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