I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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