well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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