party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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