The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize