Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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