Don't you send me to vm
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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