We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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