You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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