Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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