weddingsv make me drug and hornr
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
and you fell through a lawn chair
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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