He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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