Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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